Happy Birthday, Virgo!
Virgo stoners might look like total squares but they are experienced and knowledgeable when it comes to cannabis. They’re pretty picky so they are always packing the premium pot. If they share their stash you can bet you will get a lesson on the strain you’re smoking, too.
- Tim Burton August 25, 1958
- Jack Black August 28, 1969
- Cameron Diaz August 30, 1972
- Adam Sandler September 9, 1966
- Amy Winehouse September 14, 1983
- Bill Murray September 21, 1950
VIRGO
Don’t let your inhibitions get in the way of having a good time. Go ahead and spark the blunt that starts the party!
LIBRA
Be at peace and be patient. Now is the time for more naps and less nugs. Don’t share more than you can spare otherwise you’ll be a burn out that’s run out.
SCORPIO
Throwing in some sativa on a smoke sesh with friends (even virtually) will bring some seriously creative collaborations. Stash those good ideas though, they won’t get rolling quickly.
SAGITTARIUS
Slow down, Sagittarius, you don’t have to smoke it all at once. Stick to your top goals so you aren’t burning the blunt at both ends and you will get to where you want to be!
CAPRICORN
Being stuck is getting stale. Get excited by doing a deep dive into the stuff your smoking. Change up your strains, try some new terps, and see which work best for your buzz.
AQUARIUS
Nothing wrong with smoking solo. Take some time for introspection. You’ll emerge from the cloud with focus and direction ready to take on the world.
PISCES
This month it’s all about the buds… both kinds. Invest you time in finding quality smoke and quality friends. Cultivate those connections if you want them to last.
ARIES
That bong hit is bigger than your lungs. Don’t be too ambitions or you’ll choke. Kicking back with a slow burning joint will get you just as high without all the coughing.
TAURUS
You don’t have to give up your summer smoke routine just yet. Go ahead… wake and bake, splurge on that specialty strain, and just have some fun in the sun while it’s shinning.
GEMINI
May 21 – June 20
Feng shui your smoking circle, the physical space and the friends you let in. Don’t hang on to broken bowls or buddies that are bringing you down just because you’ve had them forever.
CANCER
Spark up new endeavors. People you roll with will fill your think tank. They’re not just blowing smoke up your brainstorms, they really like your ideas.
LEO
If you want the primo selection you’ve been dreaming of, you’re going to have to settle for the bottom shelf stuff for now. A tight budget now means tighter buds later.
