Happy Birthday, Scorpio!

It’s not just about Scorpio’s passion it’s about all the levels that fuel their passion, like those strains of weed that seem like they have such a powerful punch because of their high THC content but it’s really all the terps that make it fire (even though Scorpio is a water sign). They are emotional, imaginative, slightly twisted, and well, INTENSE! Scorpios make the best friends and the worst enemies.

Famous Scorpios

Ryan Reynolds – October 23,1976
Pablo Picasso – October 25, 1881
Winona Ryder – October 29, 1971
Matthew McConaughey – November 4, 1969
Whoopi Goldberg – November 13, 1955

SCORPIO

October 23 – November 21

You’re obsessing… whether it’s a bout a new person or a new podcast you just can’t get enough. Take some time to burn a blunt before you burn out though.

SAGITTARIUS

November 22 – December 21

Your personal growth is progressing faster than a weed. Take this newfound knowledge and confidence to stand up to an oppressive authority.

CAPRICORN

December 22 – January 19

You know how to get the best buzz and you’re tired of suffering the opinions off fools trying to tell you otherwise. Bite your lip though if you want to be passed the spliff.

AQUARIUS

January 20 – February 18

You are so excited (or anxious) right now you need to smoke to calm your stomach. It won’t stop life from coming at you, but it will make the lesson easier to receive.

PISCES

February 19 – March 20

Dabble in the spiritual. Concentrates can help you concentrate on your psychic abilities and advancing your intuition this month.

ARIES

March 21 – April 19

Sure, you can dab with the best of them but know when to say when or you’ll need to take more than a tolerance break to get back on track.

TAURUS

April 20 – May 20

Don’t make any big decisions when you’re super stoned. Clear the clouds from your lungs and your headfirst or you might regret your choices.

GEMINI

May 21 – June 20

You’ll find yourself butting heads with people in your smoking circle, but this will lead you to a bunch of new topics and ideas to explore.

CANCER

June 21 – July 22

Now is a good time to roll up some joints and slip off for a secret road trip even if it’s just a couple nights in a tent howling at the moon.

LEO

July 23 – August 22

Suck up that bong hit and your pride and apologize to that friend you have been a little too impatient with lately. You’ll be glad you took the high road.

VIRGO

August 23 – September 22

If it seems like everything is going wrong, take time out to smoke a bong. Stop trying to control the situation and just see what happens when you go with the flow.

LIBRA

September 23 – October 22

It’s ok to blow off work to smoke a bowl with your friends just make sure to circle back around to meet your deadlines.